Figured I Haven't Done One In A While... Let's See

Got this from AquatheOhioKitty (Girlfriend of a friend)

RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme! Yeah right
4. Tell people that they been tr098u43howgr98ghutgw8y;ohrinhaog;wtaknljriohkalnmr;gnsji0nuo50wuoinganok
Sorry, couldn't make out that last part

OC CHOSEN:
For funsies, I'll do two.

Relissa, the no-nonsense twat of a cousin of Mei, my monkey girl
Challyc, the overly annoying mo-eeeeyh fairy dunce that's friends with a bug morph

QUESTIONS:

1. What is your name?
Relissa: Relissa. It says so in the name section.
Challyc: Chuy-Chuy! Of coourse!!~

2. Do you know why you were named that?
Relissa: I dunno. I never asked. I doubt my mom even knows.
Challyc: I named myself that :3 Cause I like it!

3. Are you single or taken?
Relissa: Single now.. what are you? A pedophile? I'm like 15, bud. I ain't gonna handle your grease goose.
Challyc: Ooooh! Oh oh oh! Single! There's only one of me.. unless you mean flying people, then there's a whole hive of them. I'm never taken.. I usually do that. Besides, we got bug people to rule over so it's not like we're taken over scept by snakes and birds and gophers and-
Relissa: Oh my god. Shut up before squish you. -3-;
Challyc: ;A;!! Scary!

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Relissa: Pff. Nah, I'm what they call 'normal.' Oh, but I CAN probably hurt you with a discarded toenail if these don't end soon.
Challyc: Well, not really. I don't have that many skills :< If I wasn't a fairy, I'd be lesser than a farmer.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Relissa: If you're calling me a Mary Sue, then be glad you haven't seen the rest of the cast.
Challyc: But I'm Chuy Chuy! I told yah!

6. What's your eye color?
Relissa: Blue.. well, kinda blue. Well, kinda brown. There's a bit of blue. They're like diamonds... after someone dropped it in the dookie.
Challyc: They're RED~ Like berries!

7. How about hair color?
Relissa: Brown. Get it from my mom. So I guess my eyes are from my dad? I didn't see anybody with blue eyes last family vacation.
Challyc: >w< It's a VERY pretty color~ Like orange and yellow and leafy and suin!
Relissa: I deal with this shit enough on Xmas. There's no saint

8. Have you any family members?
Relissa: Got my mom. My baby brother. Some family in the far east. Yeeah.. I get a lot of creepy dorks following me at school. I wish someone would sew the sides of my eyes closed or something.
Challyc: WELL! There's my mom and dad who made me, then my mom and dad's wife, my mom's husband, my dad's husband who's also my uncle, my mom's dad, my mo-
Relissa: Okay, seriously.. If you don't cap her soon, I will. With a gun. I will shoot a damn fairy. Shut. Her. Up.
Challyc: ;~; Don't gots to be mean.

9. Oh? How about pets?
Relissa: I gotta dog named Apple. Just for the opportunity to offer someone Apple juice... God, I wonder if Mei would eat our dog. She's fat enough, I'm sure she would. Friggin' blimp.
Challyc: What.. like slaves? My family's got a few of those. They're silly.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Relissa: This. Fucking This. I just want to go watch Jessie and make some cookies. Just please stop.
Challyc: *whispers* Big giant person >3>

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Relissa: Uuuum.. I got, like, sax practice. Lisa Simpson does it. Seems cool. I'm also in a few Pathfinder games. I would be getting my lineup started but I'm doing fantasy football anymore.
Challyc: I.. liiiiike... Doing stuff with Muxyt!

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Relissa: Oooohohoh yeah. Though, I've learned not to pick on my mom so much anymore though. She's WAY too frail and she's RIGHT in the other room.
Challyc: Only once by accident! I swear.. Good thing it wasn't a fairy killed or I'd be in BIIIIIG trouble.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Relissa: What? Do I really look that much like a troubled youth? Who hasn't imagined pulling off the perfect murder?! WHO HASN'T?!
Challyc: A bug person, but they don't really count, do they? o^o.. except for Muxyt. He'd count, but I would NEVER kill him.

14. What kind of animal are you?
Relissa: Haha. Fuck off, you furry.
Challyc: I'm not a bug person.

15. Name your worst habits
Relissa: Doing stupid shit. Exhibit A: This shit.
Challyc: Uuuum.. Oh, I get in trouble a few times for leaning in my chair a lot. It's really uncomfortable with long legs like mine.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Relissa: ... *mumble mumble*
Challyc: Your mommy?
Relissa: OH MY GOD, I WILL TEAR YOUR STUPID TINY LITTLE BODY AND PUSH IT TOGETHER.
Challyc: QAQ *flies off*

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Relissa: Fuck you, pedo.

18. Do you go to school?
Relissa: No, I just sit at home and watch Jeopardy, asshole.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Relissa: Fuck you.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Relissa: Fuck you.

21. What are you most afraid of?
Relissa: Fucking you.

22. What do you usually wear?
Relissa: Fuck you, YET AGAIN. Pedo.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Relissa: How about a taco, you faggot.

24. Am I annoying you?
Relissa: ...

25. Well, it's still not over!
Relissa: Hmm.. *holds back of head and chin*

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Relissa: Fuck you. *snaps neck and falls to the ground*

27. How many friends do you have?

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

30. Favorite drink?

31. What's your favorite place?

32. Are you interested in anyone~?

33. That was a stupid question.

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

35. What's your type?

36. Any fetishes?

37. Seme or uke?

38. Camping or indoors?

39. Who are you gonna tag?

I ain't gonna tag anyone! SOMEONE DIED IN THE MIDDLE OF IT!